No one told me...

When Miss H was only a speckle in my womb, people told me about parenthood.

"You'll never sleep again." (True.)

"You'll never fit into your pre-baby clothes again." (Not true.)

"Your life will never be the same." (So, so true.)

But those weren't things I needed to be told. I all ready knew them. Expected them. In so many ways, I eagerly anticipated them.

No one told me the big things. The most important things.

No one told me that as I rocked my sleepless, crying babe in the middle of the night, I'd sob right along with her. Not because I was sleep-deprived or depressed; but because I was so in love with her. So in love that at times it very much felt like my heart could burst open. And that love was so daunting because I'd never loved another human quite like that.

No one told me how I'd get to be a kid again with them. How I'd experience a beautiful and wonderful childhood through the eyes of my children. And how such an experience could be so overwhelming sometimes I'd have to hold my breath and simply watch as it played out in front of me; because sometimes experiencing is far too intense.

No one told me that while my babe sobbed as they stitched up his face, I would feel a pain more severe than even the worst of my child birthing experiences had to offer. That that pain would be permanently burned into my heart; unable to forget it quite like I could other sorts of physical pain.

No one told me that when a kid on the playground told my sweet girl her "hair was stupid" and ran away from her, I'd fantasize about him falling from the monkey bars and splitting his face open and not feel even a little awful for such horrid feelings toward a child.

No one told me that not only would their firsts be beautiful experiences, but also that their seconds, and thirds, and 934,789,347,983,874ths would be wondrous; that I would find his one millionth smile just as enchanting as his first; that her 5 year old giggle, though grown and changed, would still be the same blissful music to my ears that her newborn giggle was.

No one told me that I would spend hours and hours reading and researching into the wee hours of the night; hoping and begging that maybe, just maybe, I could get something right. That if I read enough and armed myself with enough resources, then maybe against all odds they wouldn't come out at the other end damaged. And that'd I'd doubt every single decision every single day; because how can I know until it's all said and done?

No one told me how proud I would feel when I made a simple request and my child looked me square in the eyes and said, "No, Momma." I had no idea I could feel so much pride for a tiny person with a strong voice and convictions who knew how to stand their ground, even if it made some days of parenting so much harder.

No one told me how hard I'd fight to find answers and to find a way to help him be healthy when they said my sweet boy was sick. I had no idea how scared I could be for the future of one of the sweetest creatures I've ever know; or how much relief I could feel when I knew that finally, somehow, we'd managed to pull him through something that seemed much too similar to a nightmare.

No one told me how on the thankfully not so frequent occasions that they fought, it would literally hurt my heart and make me want to clobber them at the same time. And how watching them make up on their own terms and be so lovey to eachother would be better than an ice pack for my heart.

No one told me that a sassy 5 year old girl could cause more emotional turmoil and sleepness nights than writing my thesis while also pregnant and taking on a 21 credit course load in college ever could.

No one told me how never meeting the baby that I saw two tiny pink lines for would break me in a way I never expected, and also make me that much stronger and powerful and determined to love the two babes I have in arms limitlessly.

No one told me how much love there would me. How much laughter. How many adventures we would have in just an ordinary day.

No one told me how healing it would be just being their mom.

Oh, the things no one told me.

I can't even fathom what else I don't know yet. What else is to come. How many tears will be shed. How many belly-laughs I will hear. How many sloppy kissies I will receive and how many more outfits will be ruined by dirt and blood.

No one told me how awesome it would be.

But it is.

Who knew selling a car could be sad?

Who knew a vehicle could elicit such emotions?

After Miss H was born, we knew we wanted to give her a little brother or sister asap. Call us young and crazy - okay, one of us was young, the other crazy - but we had a plan.

So I started researching vehicles. I knew I really wanted a station wagon. I can't pinpoint why exactly; maybe the great trunk space. But it's what my heart was set on. We briefly discussed a mini van, but then quickly dismissed that idea. I had zero desire of every driving a mini van. And since I'd quickly dropped my desire to have five bambinos after having my vivacious H (you're realizing I'm the crazy one right, not J), I knew it wouldn't be necessary.

After a lot of months of researching just what I wanted, and then many more months finding exactly what I wanted in our price range; we purchased my "forever" car - an Audi station wagon.

I won't lie. It was love at first sight. I'm kinda awesome at pegging amazingness the first time I lay eyes on it - I didn't do so bad with J, after all.

It was the first car Mr. B ever rode in when he was a tiny newborn squish, going to the pediatrician for that first time.

We drove that car all over the U.S. It took us to and from New Mexico countless times. It went north and east and south, as well. It was so stinking reliable. It was so much love for an inanimate object.

I was driving that car the first time I was brave enough to make the 12 hour trek to my dad's house solo with the kids. I quickly got brave enough to drive it to and from Maryland several times solo with my sweet babes.

It weathered many snow storms.

It's where my children screamed the seven minutes across town. Where they had poo-splosions of epic proportions. Where sweet H, in the midst of potty training, sat in the back on the baby Bjorn potty on the side of the highway, waving at all the cars going by. It's where I sang "Old MacDonald" and "If You're Happy and You Know It" until my voice went hoarse.

It is where so much laughter and love occurred.

I never imagined parting with it.

Until we did.

I certainly didn't expect to feel so sad. It's a car for goodness sakes. A car.

But my weeping H phrased it perfectly, "We had so many good memories with that car!"

But because I had to put on my big girl panties, I consoled her. I cooed to her all the good memories we will make in our new vehicle. Our mini van. (Oh yes...the joke is on me!) "We are going to drive this car to Denver and to Disney World this fall! It's the first car Doodle Bug will ever ride in. We are going to love it so much and keep this one until you're all grown up. We'll make more memories. And they'll be just as good. I promise."

So now I have a hefty promise to live up to.

But man. I never expected to mourn a car.

It has happy new owners, and we scored a gem of a mini van. But....it will always be our first family vehicle. So it will always matter.

And I'll go eat some pie dwell in the silliness of mourning a car. Just as life should be.

Sleep: It finally happened

You guys. There are no words.

I'm been so afraid to say this out loud - or write this for the world.

But my kids are sleeping.

Like real sleeping.

All night long.

In their own beds.

Now before you go all crazy, I'll be completely honest here. It's not every single night. But it's the majority of the time. They're in their own beds. No waking up at night. At least 4 nights out of each week. Sometimes more.

I know, I know, I know.

This is crazy, right?

If I had a dollar for every person who said I was spoiling them, or that they'd never sleep in their own beds (or that they'd never fall asleep without nursing...), they'd be going to Montessori school this year instead of homeschooling, bahaha!

What was the secret, you ask?

Nada.

They were just ready, I guess.

Okay, okay. If we are being completely honest, B may have been ready from day 1. He slept 4-6 hour stretches at night from birth. But don't get jealous - his 17 month older sister was still waking every 1.5 - 2 hours like clockwork, so I didn't really get to enjoy that sleep of his.

And although he's always loved his space while he slept, and likely would have been content in a crib, that seemed like waaaay too much extra work when I still had a babe right next to me.

But finally. Finally! H got it together and started sleeping.

Well, as I said, mostly.

She still walks and talks in her sleep. So their is still no true sleep for the wicked. And she doesn't not wake up at night, she's just getting more comfortable at falling back to sleep by herself. Secret: Lots of books by her bed, a flashlight, and stuffed horse.

Whatever, whatever, I will take it. There are still actual nights of real, uninterrupted sleep. After 5+ years, it's happened.

Want to know a secret?

I actually miss snuggling them while we sleep.

I miss having them right there all night, because I still have the irrational fear that they will randomly stop breathing at night.

I'm glad we did it this way though. That we spent years sharing our sleep and cuddling and having them close. And that they got to sleep in their own beds on their own terms.

I know quite a few people who did one form of sleep training or another while their babes were infants, only to end up doing one form of co-sleeping or another once their babes were mobile and talking. Obviously it doesn't work out for everyone that way, but again, if I had a dollar... So I'm glad we just forewent the stress of tears. We embraced the sleep deprivation the best we could.

And finally, it's paying off.

In the calm, peaceful, pleasant way we were hoping for.

And the best part?

I got to paint some furniture and re-decorate to celebrate it all. Of course!

4th of July in St. Louis

We kicked off July by spending a long weekend in St. Louis with my dad and step mom. We've kinda created a new tradition over the past few years of taking a mini-vacay together some place within fairly easy driving distance. And they're always a blast.

Before we even made it out of town Wednesday, B displayed a little cousinly empathy when his cousin O was terrified of the little chipmunk we were re-locating from our back yard. Despite him being in a cage, she was still pretty frightened. So B offered to hold her hand to keep her safe. Needless to say, my heart melted. There is a little chivalry yet in that sweet, terrible baby dinosaur of mine.

Our first evening there it was a unanimous vote to eat at Joe's Crab Shack. Mr. B immediately decided on the kids' crab pot and, truth be told, if I had someone to shell all of my crab for me, I might have chosen it too!

The next day we took the train into the heart of the museum. To be honest, we likely could have just rode the train for hours and had perfectly happy kids. But we decided to let them have some lunch and excitement, too.

We came across some live music and a bunch of food trucks as we made the trek to City Museum and we all were happy with that fine dining cuisine. J and the kids boogied like crazy to the music. I have some great photos of that, but my camera battery died and I currently cannot find my charger in order to upload those. Whoops. Just don't tell J, I'm trying desperately to convince him that I still have my brain, ha. I'll offer ice cream for a good camera charger hunt here in a little bit.

The City Museum might have been the single most coolest place I've ever been. I wish we had something remotely similar around here. Think human gerbil maze. And then throw and overzealous, helicoptering J into the mix who was too big to fit through most of the tunnels. Oh, good times! Plus huge giant slides, a Ferris wheel on top of the building. Dad even got conned into going down one of the giant slides and got a good bump on the top of his head for it. That's true Grandpa love right there.

 Because he's a big kid at heart!

 

B was completely tuckered out by the end of the day. Tula for the win!

 

 

Somehow I don't have any photos from the inside giant maze and tunnel part. B was pooped out by the end of the day and completely slept through dinner. He's really got a thing for sleeping in pizza joints, I'm learning. But hey - I don't judge. One less kid to occupy.

 

 

The next day we headed to the St. Louis zoo. It was huge and a lot of fun. We didn't even make it through the whole thing.

 

 He's such a pro!

 

 We ran into some really great friends from home. It was a pleasant surprise!

 



I'm fairly certain H would have stayed with the guinea pigs all day.

 

 

 Or the goats. H really loved the goats.

 

 I'll eat you up, I love you so!

 

 B and O before the 4D dinosaur movie.

 

 Hitching a ride back to the car because eating your kettle corn while walking can be tricky!

 

And this is how one small, precious boy can take up an entire bed!

 

We spent the 4th of July at Grant's Farm, which was really cool. Other than when the goat started eating my dress. No joke. I apologize to all the poor bystanders who saw more than they were hoping for that day. B got a bite taken out of his clothes, too. Hungry goats!

 

 

 

And we finished the day off at a nice restaurant a bit too fancy for us to be at, but we made it work.

No fireworks this year. I figure eventually we will in fact get to see them some day. But right now they just cannot stay awake that late and good sleep is just more important than watching some fireworks. Because I will pay for bad sleep. For days. Ha.

 

We had such a fantastic time. As always, we are glad to be home though. And are eagerly anticipating our next few trips that are going to make the rest of summer and then autumn fly by and BAM! The next thing we will know, we'll be in the heart of winter.