Tuesday, September 4, 2012

It is incredibly sexy when a man...

Needless to say, since becoming a mother, my ideals of “sexy” have changed drastically. I find myself thinking some things are incredibly sexy that beforehand, I would have never thought twice about, much less have been turned on by.

It is incredibly sexy when a man…

1.)    Wears his baby/children. (Extra points if he knows how to put on the baby carrier by himself and/or knows the difference between and Ergo, Beco, Moby, etc. Even more bonus points if he knows that “crotch danglers” are bad and so is forward face wearing).

2.)    Carries his sleeping babes in from the car and tucks them sweetly into bed. (Or tucks them into bed and cuddles up next to them!)

3.)    Doesn’t move for several hours because his babe has fallen asleep and he doesn’t want to disturb the child’s imperative sleep.

4.)    Uses kind words instead of yelling or hitting his children, even during times of utter frustration.

5.)    Reads to his children.

6.)    Plays with his children.

7.)    Listens to his children.

8.)    Comes home from work when his child calls and says he misses him, even if he’s only been at work for 2 hours. That’s what vacation time is for anyway!

9.)    Insists on attending every well-baby visit, even though you tell him repeatedly you can go by yourself.

10.)  Tells you that he finds every stretch mark on your body incredibly sexy, because it’s just physical
       proof of the amazing beings you brought into this world.

11.)  Is willing to put his “fun time” (i.e., golf, video games, etc.) off, possibly indefinitely, in order to
       spend time with his family.

12.)   Looks at photos of his children’s births and gets a bit teary-eyed.

13.)  Acts as if he could care less about health and nutrition and then asks you before ever purchasing 
       anything or allowing someone else to feed your children if it is something acceptable.

14.) Complains about all the information about chemicals and other toxins that you force him to be  
       knowledgeable on and then find him reading such information all on his own.

15.)  Loves his wife and children.

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