A bedtime story by H

Once upon a time there was a girl. Her name was H. She was a princess. She had to go bed. Then once upon a time she had a brother. His name was B. He had a naked pompis. But he cried anyway.

Once upon a time there was a mommy. She went fishing. She yelled, "Families! I got a fish!" Well, once upon a time there was a mommy named Mommy. She put a pull-up on the princess and read her a story. Then she said, "Bed, Fred."

The end.