B has a thing for the older ladies.
He was coyly sticking his hands down unsuspecting girls shirts at less than year old. Giving unsolicited kisses.
In Japan he stood in a mud puddle while a gaggle of Japanese girls swooned over him. He was devastated when I finally had to whisk him away.
Tonight a sweet 10 year old blonde girl came over, asking if she could play with the kids.
B was immediately love struck. He held her hand all evening, following her everwhere like a lovesick puppy. She would croon to him how sweet and cute he is, and he'd give her that frighteningly charming smile.
When it was finally time for the girl to go home and eat dinner B gave her hand the death grip. He screamed "no!" despite her promises to return tomorrow. He was so distraught over her departure that even chocolate could not console him. That's saying a lot for B.
If this is even the tiniest glimpse into what his future will be; parents everywhere, lock up you daughters!
This boy is gonna be a doozy.
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